burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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deanwinchestler:

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

That’s not a very strong jawline


Q
ew wtf you like the bruins?
Anonymous

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

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hotboysofficial:

somehow i relate my life to both cats

hotboysofficial:

somehow i relate my life to both cats

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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

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Homesick.



666bird:

crappy
woter
full of
fucking
been

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

big-lebowski-fan-blog:

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

i just swallowed a fruit fly

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